The State of Goatlings: A Misuse of Player Trust: Google Doc, Forum post if you play goatlings i really reccomend giving this a read, both links lead to the same thing, i just have both so if someone who is not on goatlings wishes to read it they can. I did not make this and i do not claim ownership of it but it pretty much sums up how i have felt about goatlings as of late. Goatlings will always hold a special place in my heart but i still can hold negative opinions about it.
What is Goatlings? Goatlings is a virtual pet game founded by KrisGoat in 2012. Get this,,,, you can adopt goats. i was majorly obsessed with goatlings from 2021-2023. This page is dedicated to my goats, their "lore", any writtings i have made for goatlings, any art, my favorite appearance dolls and just generally anything about goatlings for goatlings.
i was introduced to goatlings by my friend Juniper in decemember of 2021, i have been consistently playing it ever since. Goatlings is the reason i got into coding, i wanted to make my own cool profiles so i took the time to learn how to make basic tables.
these are ordered in the same way that they are on my goatlings profile
Deltarunefan - he/him Deltarune fan is the father of MidnightMadeline, Clownbaby1 and the step father of CandiedSpit. He is married to honeycasserol. This was the second goat i ever adopted, his original name was matryoshkadoll, but i changed it. I dont remember why. He is snarky and sarcastic and works as a birthday clown Alongside jocelynne. Words cannot describe how much he hates his job. |
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Clownbaby1 - he/they This is the first goat i ever adopted. He is the son of Honeycasserol and deltarune fan. like his mom he is partially blind. His Fraternal twin sister is midnight madeline. In like human years he would be the equivalent of 13 years old. If not obvious he dms, hes not very good at it but he loves worldbuilding and narrating. His left horn is broken off at the end |
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LeadSinger - he/xy Leadsinger does not currently have any "lore" tied to him. I just have him because deathly growler is sooooooooo cool he told me system of a goat was real. |
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T3t0/Teto - she/meow/it Teto (typing it this way for convience) is just your average scene grl. She loves everything old internet and old tech. She is friends with candiedspit and CandleEater. She talks about how she was "born in the wrong time". Her eyes are purple. Meow collects old video games, Usually from the ps2/xbox/gamecube era. She has a crush on CandleEater |
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Rockslime - they/she/he She is called Rockslime but in any writtings i refer to her as Crystal. She is the adoptive mother of Snowgoing. She is Jocelynne and honeycasserol's Sibling. They are a practicing witch. |
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Jocelynne - she/her Jocelynne works as a birthday clown alongside Deltarunefan. She is the sister of Crystal and Honeycasserol. She is dating Yvonnette. She loves loves loves Birthday parties, think like pinkie pie but shes only that way about birthday parties. She would die for her gf. |
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She is an icon she is the moment. Slay queen. (second favorite appearance doll) | |
HoneyCasserol - she/her She is the mother of Candiedspit, Clownbaby1 and MidnightMadeline. She is married to Deltarunefan, Her siblings are Crystal and Jocelynne, Her niece is Snowgoing. partially blind, can kinda see but prefers to keep eyes closed. Before her eyesight got worse she loved crochet, knitting and sewing. She is a stay at home mom. |
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Clownjuice This is me! this is my goatsona! |
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LivingDeadGoat - all prnouns They had lore at some point but honestly speaking i cant remember what that was. They are named after the song Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie |
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Thetawaves Named after the song Thetawaves by system of a down |
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Delcatty - They/them/meow This is my baby. My little guy. No lore for them, they dont need it. I give them all the coffees, allll in their treasures. |
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CandiedSpit - She/they Candiedspit is the sister of ClownBaby1 and MidnightMadeline. She is friends with T3t0 and CandleEater.she likes drinking soda and collecting video games. smells like artificial blueberries and kids toothpaste. |
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jimmy jr | |
Tumbled they/them no current lore im working on it |
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MidnightMadeline she/her MidnightMadeline loves reading, esp horror and action comics, and all things cute. Her favorite place ever is the library, but she doesnt have a library card. Her mom, HoneyCasserol checks out all her books. Her older half-sister is Candiedspit and her twin brother is ClownBaby1 and her Dad is DeltaruneFan. the top of her left horn is broken off. |
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Snowgoing - she/her snowgoing loves succulents, crystals and her friends, CandiedSpit and Lilmothguy. Her best friend is a raccoon named grapes. CandiedSpit functions more like an older sister to her. Snowgoing is around 7-12 yrs old. she has magic but she doesnt really know how to use it, bc like why would she. lilmothguy is her brother but she doesnt know that. Her adoptive mom is Rockslime. |
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Guitarstring - he/him okay, so, me and juniper thought it would be really funny to have mpreg, so get this, this guy gave birth. He is divorced from juniper's goat omelettes because he wouldnt stop smoking around their kid ( and because hes british) juniper's goat _flump. He was like a regular shoreside goat until he gave birth and the power of mpreg was so strong that he became a rare shoreside appearance doll. |
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literally just subzero you decide which version not my problem. | |
Innervision Named after the song Innvervision by system of a down. |
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PapaLouie "insert papa louie lore from hit game series papa's gamerias right here" |
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FlowerFindings - He/him no lore atm. |
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SoftMelancholy - she/her who knows? maybe a little evil (definetly a little evil) |
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okay so this one is based off of an old character from an old dnd campaign that i dont like to think about because the whole situation surrounding how that campaign ended makes me unreasonably upset. | |
Tina Belcher | |
MR BUTLERTRON IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM CLONE HIGH I THINK HES SO FUNNY HIM AND SCUDWORTH ARE JUST THE BEST | |
Named after Mezmerize, and album by system of a down. | |
literally just Erron black | |
Yvonnette - She/her Yvonne comes off as Elegant and stuck up, but in reality shes very anxious, socially awkward and shy. She has difficulty talking to anyone other than her few friends and her girlfriend. She enjoys learning about human history. She is dating Jocelynne and is friends with softmelancholy. |
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CandleEater - any pronouns they are friends with t3t0, other than that they really dont trust anyone else. they are very shy. enjoys baking. Has many thoughts but doesnt vocalized any of them accept for in his journal. |
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literally just shang tsung | |
Motholomew - he/him he is snowgoings little brother. I know the appearance doll isnt a moth shut up i like it and i think the name is silly. Rockslime is unaware he is snowgoing's brother but so is everyone else so it works. |
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Named after the album steal this album by system of a down | |
literally just jebjab from scott the woz. | |
Named after the album Hypnotize by system of a down. No ad currently | |
Named after the song Ego Brain by system of a down |
if i could find other social media on their profile, i used that to link back for credit.